16 Funny Bachelorette Food Ideas

Have you ever been to a bachelorette party? Depending on the bride to be’s personality, they can be everything from cute and casual evening at home with friends to a weekend getaway girl’s trip or a wild night out on the town. Bachelorette parties is a centuries old tradition that’s become a fun way of celebrating the bride-to-be’s last days as a single person with her closest friends and family.

Aside from the entertainment, planning the food at a bachelorette party is one of the most exciting aspects of throwing a bachelorette party. You can incorporate a lot of funny food ideas to make the event more special and memorable.

Today, I’m sharing a round-up of funny bachelorette food ideas you can try if you’re planning a bachelorette or bridal shower party soon.

16 Funny Bachelorette Food Ideas

Try any of these fun food ideas at your upcoming bachelorette party! These also work great for bridal showers too.

Bachelorette party finger foods

“Veg-ay-jay Tray”

Sometimes the best (and easiest) way to display finger foods is on charcuterie boards. To make it fun, serve up a veggie tray renamed as a “Veg-ay-jay Tray”. You can do a mix of cauliflower, broccoli, celery, and baby carrots to give you some ideas paired with ranch, guac, or hummus as dipping sauce.

Submissive Subs

A trusty finger food to serve up at any occasion is a sandwich. Label these as submissive subs for a fun twist. You can also use this same name if you’re offering some other kind of sandwich option.

Bachelorette party appetizers

“Can’t Elope” and Mozzarella Balls

Saw this cute idea on Pinterest. The label should read, “The wedding’s almost here, so you ‘Can’t-Elope’.

153 CALORIES

Ingredients

1 cup Cantaloupe – 53 calories

1 oz Mozzarella balls, mini – 70 calories

¼ tsp Salt – 0 calories

1 Tbsp Balsamic glaze – 30 calories

Instructions

Slice cantaloupe into cubes.
Stick cantaloupe cubes with mozz balls as shown in the picture spearing with a toothpick.
Any extra cantaloupe? Eat on the side.
Top with salt and balsamic glaze.
No cheese? Use pieces of hard salami.

“Wrap it Before You Tap it” Bacon Wrapped Dates

You can also do this same theme with pigs in a blanket, but bacon wrapped dates would be the healthier option.

316 CALORIES

Ingredients

2 Dates – 120 calories

¼ cup Ricotta cheese, part-skim – 108 calories

2 Uncured bacon, slice – 88 calories

Instructions

Slice dates in halves, and cut raw bacon strips in halves.
Add a small amount of ricotta to date halves.
Wrap with bacon and bake for 15-20 minutes at 400 degrees.
No dairy? Use a dairy-free ricotta. No ricotta? Use feta (regular). No bacon? Use turkey or soy bacon.

“Don’t Be a Shrimp” Cucumber & Guac Bites

287 CALORIES

Ingredients

1 Cucumber, medium – 42 calories

5 oz Shrimp, fresh or frozen – 140 calories

¼ cup Guacamole – 105 calories

¼ tsp Salt – 0 calories

⅛ tsp Red pepper flakes – 0 calories

Instructions

Spray a pan with an oil spray.
Cook shrimp on medium heat ~6 minutes, drain any excess liquid if necessary. Also de-tail shrimp if necessary.
Slice cucumber.
Top cucumber slices with guac and shrimp.
Season.

Shrimp COCKtail

156 CALORIES

Ingredients

5 oz Shrimp, fresh or frozen – 140 calories

¼ cup Salsa – 16 calories

Directions

If cooking shrimp from frozen, spray a pan with an oil spray and cook shrimp for ~8 minutes on medium heat, until cooked through. Drain away any excess liquid.
Dip shrimp in salsa.

“Pop Your Cherry” Tomatoes

Sometimes the fun is all in the name. Offer this classic Caprese appetizer at your bachelorette party for some kicks and giggles amongst your guest list surrounding the bride to be’s big night.

280 CALORIES

Ingredients

2 cups Tomatoes, grape – 64 calories

3 oz Mozzarella balls, mini – 210 calories

2 Tbsp Red wine vinegar (Tbsp) – 6 calories

⅛ tsp Garlic salt – 0 calories

Instructions

Stick 1 tomato & 1 mozz ball on each toothpick.
Drizzle red wine vinegar, and garlic salt over the bites.
You may have extra tomatoes leftover – that’s ok!
If you have fresh basil, add that to the toothpicks.
No tomatoes? Use another non-starchy veg like cucumbers or peppers. No dairy? Make an easy salad with tomatoes & 1 small avocado

Bow “Tied Down” Meatball Bites

Although not as spunky as some of the other options, this cute and perfect party bowtie appetizer works as a solid option no matter the party theme. If you want to spice it up, you can also call these “Meaty Balls.”

282 CALORIES

Ingredients

½ cup Pasta, cooked – 100 calories

½ cup Leafy greens, lettuce, raw – 3 calories

3 oz Meatballs, turkey – 180 calories

Directions

Cook pasta (bowtie shapes preferably!) as instructed on package.
Microwave meatballs from frozen.
Spear with toothpicks as shown in picture.
Gluten free? Use gluten-free pasta. No meat? Use a vegetarian meatball type, available at most stores.

Bachelorette party desserts

Banana Split Pops

No need to switch up the name here because the visual of this healthy and fun dessert does all the talking for you haha. You can make a variety, like some without the sprinkles, swap out the chocolate for peanut butter, or swap out the sprinkles with crushed nuts. These are so fun and super easy bachelorette party food ideas to try.

170 CALORIES

Ingredients

½ Banana – 53 calories

1 Maraschino cherry – 8 calories

4 Tbsp Regular whipped cream – 30 calories

1 tsp Sprinkles – 20 calories

1 Tbsp Chocolate chips, semisweet, Tbsp – 60 calories

Instructions

This recipe works best when making 2+ servings at a time
Stick banana with a popsicle stick
Melt chocolate in microwave
Roll banana in chocolate, top with sprinkles
Freeze overnight
Top with whipped cream & cherry
No dairy? You can often find dairy-free whipped creamy at most stores.

Chocolate Chip “Kisses”

Offer a bowl of chocolate chips for an easy touch of something sweet. Label them “kisses” to tie in the bachelorette theme. A tbsp serving yields only 60 calories. If you want to go ahead and pre-portion this option, you can offer the servings these in a shot glass so you’ll know just how much you’re consuming.

Chocolate Covered Nuts

This is the easiest chocolate nut bark you’ll ever make, and perfect as a dessert no matter the party theme.

274 CALORIES

Ingredients

3 Tbsp Chocolate chips, semisweet, Tbsp – 180 calories

2 Tbsp Nuts (Tbsp units) – 94 calories

Instructions

Melt chocolate chips on the stove top or in the microwave. If you don’t have time to melt, just eat chocolate chips on the side!
Lay nuts on a piece of tin foil. Pour melted chocolate over nuts.
Refrigerate until hardened (at least 20 minutes, it’s quick!).
No nuts? Use seeds. Roasted & salted nuts or seeds is fine.

Pound Cake Bites

What’s a party without some type of baked dessert? Play the name up with an innuendo to make the bachelorette party fun. You can also name them after the bride to be and call them her “jugs”.

100 CALORIES

Serve up bite sized brownies, blondies, or donut holes as a perfect party dessert.

“Perfectly Stiff” Candy Bars

Serve up a candy bar as an easy sweet treat.

Bachelorette brunch food ideas

Stud Muffins

If you’re planning a bachelorette during brunch time or this even works great at bridal showers, you can serve up stud muffins. For a more personalized touch, you can tape photos of the groomsmen to toothpicks to use as toppers for the muffins.

Mini “Hotcakes” and PB Snacks

Butter up your bride to be by serving up hotcakes for a hot girl. If there are food allergies, swap out any of the ingredients with an allergen-friendly option like sunflower seed butter or gluten free pancake mix.

Ingredients

1 Pancakes, ~100-calorie serving, frozen or homemade – 100 calories

4 Tbsp Peanut butter, unsweetened (Tbsp) – 376 calories

1 cup Strawberries, fresh – 50 calories

Instructions

I’m using mini pancakes from Whole Foods – you can find similar ones at many grocery stores. Just choose a calorie-equivalent amount.
Bake pancakes as directed on package.
Once pancakes are cooked, spread peanut butter & make small stacks. Add 1/2 a strawberry on each stack.
You’ll likely have extra strawberries, eat them on the side!
Gluten free? Use gluten free pancakes.

Egg McMuffins Sliders

These you can also name “Stud Muffins”. This works perfect if you’re needing more finger food options for brunch.

298 CALORIES

Ingredients

2 Egg, large – 144 calories

1 Uncured bacon, slice – 44 calories

1 oz Cheese, sliced cheese, full fat/ regular – 110 calories

Instructions

Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees and spray a muffin tin with an oil spray
Crack eggs into a small bowl and whisk with a fork so that yolks blend with whites
Pour evenly into 2 muffin sections of the muffin tin. Bake for ~15 minutes – until your eggs are cooked through. Check frequently
While eggs are cooking, fry bacon on stove top (or in the microwave if you’re in a rush!)
Make sandwiches

Like these and want more? If you’re planning to travel, here are more bachelorette food ideas to add to your list.